Sunday, March 24, 2019

GHOSTIES - Of Potholes & Smashed Potatoes


Of Potholes & Smashed Potatoes
con’t from HISTORY ALONG THE ROAD

… as I slowly advance down the road, I feel like I’m driving into a time warp of a long ago era.  Even the air seems cleaner and smells like freshly-washed, line-dried laundry.  Suddenly though, a thin frisson of je ne sais quoi skitters across the back of my neck and down my spine.  Weird.

* * *

There’s not much around.  Hugging the curve of the road on my left is a beautiful fieldstone house, and outbuildings, twins
clad in identical stone.  Almost directly across the road, poised on a bluff, stands a majestic, matching fieldstone lighthouse.  It must be at least 50 feet high.  The vivid blue of the St. Lawrence Seaway creates the perfect backdrop.  And I wonder where the windmill is.  Oh, I think, I bet the lighthouse used to be a windmill before it morphed into its current persona.  My mother didn’t raise any rocket scientists but, still, it didn’t take me all that long to figure it out, I think in a self-deprecating way and laugh out loud at myself. The only discordant note is the railroad track, which runs along the shoulder of the road and disappears around the next curve.  And the remnant of that weird I just don’t know what kind of feeling.    

I pull into a small parking area and we get out of the car, happy to be stationary.  Sofie bounds across the quiet road and immediately leaves her pee-mail near the railroad track for the local dogs, if there are any, to check out.  “I was here”, it says.

As I slowly meander over to the windmill site, I inhale a few bushels of fresh air, relaxing me.  There are a number of plaques, which form a story board and explain The Battle of the Windmill, which took place in 1838, with much loss of life.  What an exciting time it must have been back then in the early 1800s, albeit bloody.



I make a circuit of the plaques, spaced in a u-shaped grouping and take images of the windmill-cum-lighthouse.  Sofie dogs my every footstep, uncomfortable in this area.  She seems a bit on edge and tries to guide me back to the car.  “What’s the matter, Sofie?  Are there ghosties here?  Are you ready to go?”  Sofie looks up at me, hopefully, but I wander to the back of the lighthouse.  As I stare out over the water, I wonder what a lookout might have seen that fateful day.  

* * *


The night of November 12, 1838 was close around the many, small boats, which carried 250 ‘Hunters’.  Hunter Patriots to
be exact, a rogue paramilitary troop based in the United States.  Their mission?  Invade Windmill Point, just a couple of miles from Prescott, Ontario and use that beachhead to launch further attacks within Canada, defeat the British rule and claim the land for their American selves. 

In other words, these Hunters wanted our land and our country and would do whatever they believed was necessary to get what they wanted.

It was not the first battle for this wonderful and great country I call home and it wouldn’t be the last.  This grass-roots organization was made up of armed militants whose plan it was to overthrow British rule in Canada.

In all, the battle raged for four nights and five days and out of the 250 Hunter Lodge invaders, 53 died, 61 wounded and 136 were captured.

The defenders, 1,600 strong, British, Canadian and allied American soldiers fared much better, losing only 17 to death and 60 wounded.

We all know how the battles ended, with Canada being strong and free.   My thanks to the brave men who fought the good fight.

* * *



Looking down, I figure it must be a good 30 or 40 foot drop to the shoreline.  Catching sight of a path off to the left, I follow it down to a small plateau.  Looking up, the lighthouse stands in solitary splendor on the promontory.  I take images from that awe-inspiring perspective and would have continued down to the water’s edge, but Sofie is getting really antsy.  I wonder if she senses the spirits of the 70 or so souls, friends and foes, who lost their lives here?  This was a pivotal battle, which started this great land on its way to Confederation in 1867, some thirty years later. 

According to lore, the windmill was converted into a lighthouse in the 1870’s.

Sofie pushes her cold nose against the back of my leg and gives a high pitched whine.  “Okay, okay”, I say, “We’ll go.”

I slowly trek back up to the bluff, Sofie’s saucy behind bounds quite far ahead of me and she beats me back to the car.  As I finally get close, Sofie looks up at the door handle, then at me, then back to the handle, then at me, ad infinitum, shifting back and forth, from foot to foot.  I can tell by her little dance that’s she’s yelling, “Hurry up, Mom, hurry.”

* * *
A few weeks later I was telling my friend, Grandma Jacquie (she’s 85ish) about my spine-tingly experience.  Funnily enough, upon mentioning the Battle of the Windmill, she gasped and said, “My ancestors fought in that battle.”  I’m not sure which side they were on, or if they were part of the 70 or so men who died there; or were grievously wounded as they fought; or were captured and later hanged.  Interesting though, that I have a connection to this bit of history.  What a small world!

* * *
As we turn back on to Highway 2, I wonder if we’ll see the thin man and his dog again.  We go a good few miles and just when I think he’s turned off somewhere, I see him up ahead.  He’s squatting down beside his bike, on the side of the road, puffing on a cigarette. 

“Hey, Sofie, I’m going to stop and offer this sweaty guy some of our nice, fresh water, especially for his dog.”  Sofie’s eyebrow twitches and one eye opens, so I know she’s heard me.

                                                                                                
I pull over, somewhat further down the road and onto the gravel shoulder, trying to go slowly, so the car doesn’t kick up too much dust.  It would surely stick to the sweaty man.  I inch over as far as I can on the narrow shoulder and stop.  Checking carefully before I open the door, I step out and walk quickly to the back.  It’s a pretty busy road and I’m not off of it by much.  I wonder where the dog is and then spot him, checking out the greenery on the lush hillside.  He seems oblivious to my presence.  Carefully, he selects a blade of grass and pulls it out of the ground.  He chews it with obvious enjoyment and I’m reminded of a cow chewing its cud.  Sofie likes to graze too and when she does, I call her Elsie, after the famous condensed milk cow. 

The man walks towards me.  Just as he draws near and we’ve exchanged hellos, a police vehicle, which I noticed approaching at a pretty fast rate of speed, slows
considerably.  As the police car crawls by, the cop turns his head and he gives us the fish eye.  The thin man and I stop talking and watch the cop watching us.  His head swivels ever sideways as he moves on.  I hold my breath and will him to continue.   
I see his bushy moustache twitching, as he slows even more and I’m surprised he hasn’t come to a complete stop.  Will he or won’t he?


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